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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Yes, we have free HBO.</description><title>Motel Parakeet</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @motelparakeet)</generator><link>http://motelparakeet.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Holy Whoa Photo #7</title><description>&lt;a href="http://thebignoob.com/posts/holy-whoa-photo-7/"&gt;Holy Whoa Photo #7&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;a href="http://flickr.com/photos/tomvu/723251706/"&gt;Friendly fire&lt;/a&gt; on the East River. Wow.</description><link>http://motelparakeet.tumblr.com/post/40876775</link><guid>http://motelparakeet.tumblr.com/post/40876775</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 16:25:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Revisiting the idea of fleeing to a tropical island. Female companion with coconut shucking...</title><description>Revisiting the idea of fleeing to a tropical island. Female companion with coconut shucking experience, please apply.</description><link>http://motelparakeet.tumblr.com/post/40843239</link><guid>http://motelparakeet.tumblr.com/post/40843239</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 11:21:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Karnpyatch</title><description>&lt;a href="http://thebignoob.com/posts/karnpyatch/"&gt;Karnpyatch&lt;/a&gt;: A flashback of &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/stillframe/2631816829/"&gt;Neubix past&lt;/a&gt;.</description><link>http://motelparakeet.tumblr.com/post/40759549</link><guid>http://motelparakeet.tumblr.com/post/40759549</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 20:47:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The Godfather: Before there was Virb… Before there was The...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/fHLIdA2clay5jnb2AkNNDOmD_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Godfather:&lt;/b&gt; Before there was Virb… Before there was The Big Noob… There was this humble little design shop that Simmy and I kick-started into life. We called her Neubix. Prior to my NYC relocation this summer, I’ve initiated a major life downsizing. While tossing out boxes upon boxes this past weekend, I unearthed the first t-shirt we ever made. Starring our fallen comrade and HR dude, Gerard Karnpyatch, of course.</description><link>http://motelparakeet.tumblr.com/post/40756472</link><guid>http://motelparakeet.tumblr.com/post/40756472</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 20:11:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Atom-Smasher's Eve</title><description>&lt;a href="http://thebignoob.com/posts/atom-smashers-eve/"&gt;Atom-Smasher's Eve&lt;/a&gt;: Yup. This is the second time I’ve made a nerdy reference to the &lt;a href="http://news.wired.com/dynamic/stories/D/DOOMSDAY_COLLIDER?SITE=WIRE&amp;SECTION=HOME&amp;TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&amp;CTIME=2008-06-28-12-13-13"&gt;Large Hadron Collider&lt;/a&gt;; the world’s most powerful atom-smasher. It’s that thing that sits *under* the French-Swiss border. Buried 330…</description><link>http://motelparakeet.tumblr.com/post/40753814</link><guid>http://motelparakeet.tumblr.com/post/40753814</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:42:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>SOLD!</title><description>&lt;a href="http://thebignoob.com/posts/sold/"&gt;SOLD!&lt;/a&gt;: I wanted to send out a big congrats to those that took part in Virb’s 2008 Apple Fire Sale. A G5, a Mac Pro and a gaggle of Cinema Displays were auctioned off in only a matter of days. Christian,…</description><link>http://motelparakeet.tumblr.com/post/40748145</link><guid>http://motelparakeet.tumblr.com/post/40748145</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 18:37:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Accidentally drop kicked my iPhone into an intersection. As the resell value hit 0, all I could do...</title><description>Accidentally drop kicked my iPhone into an intersection. As the resell value hit 0, all I could do was laugh.</description><link>http://motelparakeet.tumblr.com/post/40610483</link><guid>http://motelparakeet.tumblr.com/post/40610483</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 19:00:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The lightening strike death toll: Vonage Router, Airport Extreme, Cable Modem &amp; my speakers. All...</title><description>The lightening strike death toll: Vonage Router, Airport Extreme, Cable Modem &amp; my speakers. All were on an good UPS. Fuck.</description><link>http://motelparakeet.tumblr.com/post/40604400</link><guid>http://motelparakeet.tumblr.com/post/40604400</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 17:54:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>It’s the ‘08 Apple Upgrade Fire Sale! Today: 3 Cinemas and a G5 - SOLD. Mac Pro anyone?</title><description>It’s the ‘08 Apple Upgrade Fire Sale! Today: 3 Cinemas and a G5 - SOLD. Mac Pro anyone?</description><link>http://motelparakeet.tumblr.com/post/40584287</link><guid>http://motelparakeet.tumblr.com/post/40584287</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 14:29:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>AT&amp;T announces iPhone 3G plans</title><description>&lt;a href="http://thebignoob.com/posts/at-38-t-announces-iphone-3g-plans/"&gt;AT&amp;T announces iPhone 3G plans&lt;/a&gt;: More costly service plans, but a less expensive phone. Get the scoop o’er at &lt;a href="http://www.appleinsider.com/articles/08/07/01/att_announces_iphone_3g_plans_8_a_m_launch_time_on_july_11.html"&gt;AppleInsider&lt;/a&gt;!</description><link>http://motelparakeet.tumblr.com/post/40563643</link><guid>http://motelparakeet.tumblr.com/post/40563643</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:29:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>My inbox is reporting 57 emails sent today. Time for less intarwebs and more Nancy Botwin.</title><description>My inbox is reporting 57 emails sent today. Time for less intarwebs and more Nancy Botwin.</description><link>http://motelparakeet.tumblr.com/post/40498878</link><guid>http://motelparakeet.tumblr.com/post/40498878</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:44:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Made it home from the office to find my *topless* neighbor sunbathing on her roof. Win!</title><description>Made it home from the office to find my *topless* neighbor sunbathing on her roof. Win!</description><link>http://motelparakeet.tumblr.com/post/40498879</link><guid>http://motelparakeet.tumblr.com/post/40498879</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:44:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Restoring intarwebs to the Virb office after the lightening strike on Friday. Too bad we’re...</title><description>Restoring intarwebs to the Virb office after the lightening strike on Friday. Too bad we’re stuck in 1955.</description><link>http://motelparakeet.tumblr.com/post/40428765</link><guid>http://motelparakeet.tumblr.com/post/40428765</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 11:44:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>At the office, formatting the hell outta these computers. I can only think of about 20 other things...</title><description>At the office, formatting the hell outta these computers. I can only think of about 20 other things I’d rather be doing.</description><link>http://motelparakeet.tumblr.com/post/40329599</link><guid>http://motelparakeet.tumblr.com/post/40329599</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 16:57:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>At the Sprint store having the worst customer service experience. Ever. Too bad I’ll end up...</title><description>At the Sprint store having the worst customer service experience. Ever. Too bad I’ll end up buying something.</description><link>http://motelparakeet.tumblr.com/post/40324511</link><guid>http://motelparakeet.tumblr.com/post/40324511</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 15:52:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Scouring the NYC intarwebs in search of my very own shoebox apartment.</title><description>Scouring the NYC intarwebs in search of my very own shoebox apartment.</description><link>http://motelparakeet.tumblr.com/post/40204953</link><guid>http://motelparakeet.tumblr.com/post/40204953</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 14:53:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Booted from my apartment by a realtor for the second time today. Ah, the bittersweet taste of...</title><description>Booted from my apartment by a realtor for the second time today. Ah, the bittersweet taste of relocation.</description><link>http://motelparakeet.tumblr.com/post/40188666</link><guid>http://motelparakeet.tumblr.com/post/40188666</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 11:38:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The building is on fire and our router’s toast. Calling it an early Friday.</title><description>The building is on fire and our router’s toast. Calling it an early Friday.</description><link>http://motelparakeet.tumblr.com/post/40097278</link><guid>http://motelparakeet.tumblr.com/post/40097278</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 16:08:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Lightening strikes, dead routers and fire truck ladders on our building. The world has gone amuck.</title><description>Lightening strikes, dead routers and fire truck ladders on our building. The world has gone amuck.</description><link>http://motelparakeet.tumblr.com/post/40090359</link><guid>http://motelparakeet.tumblr.com/post/40090359</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 15:03:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>It’s 1AM and our superhero can be found deleting spam profiles on Virb. Noob.</title><description>It’s 1AM and our superhero can be found deleting spam profiles on Virb. Noob.</description><link>http://motelparakeet.tumblr.com/post/40014295</link><guid>http://motelparakeet.tumblr.com/post/40014295</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 01:47:54 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
